i hope my parents read my note about the mystery rodent
tomorrow i’m literally gonna go in there in armour so i can get my salsa and get out

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enjolradz:

friendly reminder that if we’re mutuals and you wanna exchange snapchat names or instagram or something you’re more than welcome (encouraged) to shoot me an ask

(via happy-kappy)

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  • Me: *Watching Mulan* *Awesome drumbeat starts*
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will not sing.
  • Me: I will n- LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS.
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leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

(via buttercup-everdeen)

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was putting up cardboard worth putting on knee socks and cleats in fear of rodent? probably not

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but how did the mystery rodent GET IN that’s the real question

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peetaistheboyonfire:

peetaistheboyonfire:

….…………it’s 11:08 pm and i think there’s a mouse in my pantry

mouse update: i’m too scared to go in there but my bow is loaded

update 2: i didn’t wanna go in there in the dark so i put up cardboard, taped the edges shut with duct tape and left a note on it so my parents know in the morning. i gotta get salsa and chips out of there tomorrow and i am noT ready

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peetaistheboyonfire:

….…………it’s 11:08 pm and i think there’s a mouse in my pantry

mouse update: i’m too scared to go in there but my bow is loaded

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….…………it’s 11:08 pm and i think there’s a mouse in my pantry

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